Time travel is the ultimate sci-fi fan’s dream, and lucky ‘Noah’ has actually managed it. Or so he says… Noah claims to be from 2028 and says he’s actually fifty years old despite looking like a 25-year-old American man – that’ll be down to the age rejuvenating drug that he took before he came back, obviously.
In the YouTube video uploaded by ‘Paranormal Elite’, Noah claims he has risked his life to come back in time to warn people that the technology exists. Apparently, time travel has been possible since 2003 but it’s being kept secret to be used only by high ranking officials until 2028 where it’s made publicly available. His predictions are vast and wide ranging - we'll get another term of a Trump presidency and we'll be able to buy electric cars that can drive 600 miles on one charge. The message from the future is pretty disappointingly bland – we should all invest in renewable energy and AI will keep getting better. Earth shattering stuff which was definitely worth travelling ten years back in time for.
The journey back was so troublesome that it gave Noah depression and anorexia, but we haven’t had any warnings about natural disasters or terrorist incidents, just a few Black Mirror speculations. ‘Paranormal Investigations’ sent him $700 to help him get by over the next few months while he adjusts to life in 2018, but right after that we’re sure you can catch him busking outside your local Starbucks.