Passers-by and nearby golfers were surprised and shocked to discover a man having sex with one of the holes of a golf course (although not as surprised and shocked as the hole itself) at Brackenwood Golf Course in Merseyside. Steven Gayton who was trying to complete his own eighteen-hole course managed to film the bizarre act while offering his own colourful commentary.
“There’s a lad f*cking himself, filming it on his phone. He’s filming it on his phone, f*cking his own a*se. Look at that,” he can be heard saying in the clip which you’ll find at the Metro here.
“He was on his own and it looked like he was doing it for a kick and filming himself doing it,” Steven added in a Facebook post that later went viral. “From where we was it looked like he had his penis in the hole while he had the flag in his backside. It’s the most weirdest thing I’ve ever had the misfortune to see.
“I don’t think he was drunk because he was filming himself. There was only me and three other friends on the course. I think he thought he was all alone and when he realised we had spotted him he was not bothered. Scary to think that there are a lot of kids around that area. Very strange. Who knows what goes through peoples heads. That’s definitely a game of golf I will never forget.
“I’m not sure if there is any CCTV in the area. I know they don’t have it on the course. Maybe that is why he did it. All I can say is if my ball ever goes in the ninth hole at Brackenwood, it can stay there.”
Too right, Steven. We can’t imagine anyone out there, dead or alive, that can claim they love the sport more than this particular man who seems thoroughly unbothered that he was being filmed the whole time. You can see him towards the end of the clip nonchalantly looking around before slinking off into a bush with the well-practiced ease of a man that, we suspect, has done this sort of thing before.