A man in Melbourne, Florida, has been arrested by police after an incident occurred in which he stabbed his friend. Normally that’d be it. But this case is especially odd because the stabbing occurred over pizza.
Drew Cywinski was arrested and charged with aggravated battery with a deadly weapon and battery after police called about a stabbing incident. He and his friend were smoking K2, a synthetic form of cannabis, on Mr Cywinski’s front porch when the friend entered the house and ate a slice of pizza that was sitting on the kitchen table. When Mr Cywinski entered to find his slice of pizza was gone, and his friend was on the way out, he picked up a golf club, screamed “I’m going to kill you!” and charged 40 feet, closing the distance. He then struck his friend over the head repeatedly until the golf club broke.
In response to this Mr Cywinski’s friend grabbed a nearby metal mop handle and fought back by striking Mr Cywinski in the arm. That’s when Mr Cywinski pulled out a large knife and started swinging it at his friend aggressively and ‘carelessly’. This resulted in several large slashes to Mr Cywinski’s friend’s chest. At some point during this the police were called and before Mr Cywinski could escalate it further he was arrested and marched to the local jail. While it may seem this story is coming to a close it’s not quite over yet. Before the story truly finished, Mr Cywinski had the following mugshot taken. We at DigZoo feel like it’s the perfect end to a batsh*t crazy story.
Those eyes speak of a special well of madness. Those are the eyes of a man who stabbed his friend over a single slice of pizza, is currently facing a long prison sentence, but still feels 100% justified in his actions. This is a man who when asked “what would you do for a Klondike bar?” responds by immediately stabbing himself in the thigh with a TV-dinner-stained fork while screaming at his TV, “this!” over and over again. This is a man for whom no question is rhetorical. Look into those eyes and despair, because those are the eyes of a gibbering madman.