What’s the worst breakup you’ve ever had? Like, seriously, the absolute worst possible break up?
Well Dan White can probably beat you. Dan had been in a relationship with Courtney Davies for two years when she broke up with him. That, alone, is a rough ride. At 21 it’s likely that the two year relationship with Courtney was Dan’s first taste of commitment and the end must have stung. But wait for it, because it’s not even close to finishing the story yet.
You see Courtney broke up with Dan via text.
Then her sister moved in next door.
And then she won the Lotto.
The world’s unluckiest man told reporters how his mates decided to have a good laugh at his expense.
“All my mates are savaging me about this — the first I knew of their win was my phone going nuts. The boys were sending me links and jokey Snapchats asking if I was gutted. One said, ‘How much have you cried since you found out?’”
That’s a good question actually.
Dan, how much did you cry?
Anyways, Dan has described living next to Courtney’s sister as “awkward” while her and the rest of the family are living the dream with £61 million pounds spread between them all.
Dan described the relationship as a teenage romance that “just tailed off” but I doubt it makes him feel any better about the whole thing. He also told reporters,
“After we broke up we’d tried to stay friends but it was difficult and just as I was getting over her, her sister moved in next door.”
Ooph, that’s gotta suck.