This shouldn’t surprise anyone, but eBay is full of rubbish. We all use it, and we all love it, but that doesn’t stop it from being a free-for-all for anyone with half a brain and a post-box. For every sensible item up for sale there’ll be someone trying to sell you something stupid like a piece of toast that Nicolas Cage once licked, or maybe something sketchy like a blood soaked knife or a Samsung Galaxy iPhone 9x. It’s nice to know that most of the time people can avoid the worst scams, but it doesn’t make it any less funny to see the crazy stuff people put up for sale. If you’d like a glimpse into the madness, feel free to click and enjoy the list!
1. A haunted rubber duck!
We couldn’t find a picture of the exact duck, but we imagine it looks like one of these but spookier.
2. Unwanted Brussel Sprouts
We would like to direct your attention to the winning bid of £34 for a bunch of gross Brussel sprouts
3. An Imaginary Friend
You have to wonder why the imaginary friend is up for sale. What did they do?
4. Celebrities’ Half-Eaten Toast
It’s not just Niall’s toast! You can buy Justin Timberlakes’ and Justin Bieber’s bready snacks.
5. Grilled Cheese Sandwich with Virgin Mary’s Face
Good thing they say it’s not a hoax because otherwise who’d fall for it, right!?
6. Britney Spears’ Chewed Gum.
Yup. There’s no self-respecting human alive who would buy this. Plenty of ones without self-respect left though…
7. Yeezus Tour Air
Between Kanye, Kim K and the slim chance of Beyonce air, who could turn this down!?
8. Dorito shaped like a pope hat
Winning. Bid. $1209… $1209.
9. Advertising space on someone’s forehead
For a small fee you could brand a human-being with your logo! That’s bound to get good PR!
10. A ghost in a jar
Stupid ghost, getting caught in jars. I’d buy it just to taunt him. - Via Ghostinjar.com
1. Unassembled Snowman
Haha. Clever. Get it? Cause an unassembled snowman is just snow? So… *sigh* funny.
12. The meaning of life
So for a small fee you can get the ultimate answer? Good to know…