It can be hard when you’re lonely. The temptation to reach out to others can sometimes make you act like a fool. We all like to meet new people? Right? Thing is though, it’s not a license to be a total creep. And no matter who it is you’re contacting, or why, if you want even the smallest chance of it being successful then you should reign in the temptation to be as “full-on” as possible. Not only is it a matter of being respectful and considerate (messaging them 38 times asking for a chance is clearly gonna piss someone off) but it’s also important because you might end up looking like a damned fool. And if you’re really unlucky, it’ll end up on the internet. Where everyone can laugh it at.
Like these fifteen people below.
1. *hums Britney* I’m a slave, to you…
Via Imgur2. Nice try! Next time, give being honest a go.
3. He’s *this* close to sending a tick pick.
4. This sort of behaviour is what leads to people rolling out of moving cars
5. *Probably*
6. “How dare you have a cultural identity and children that you care about!!”
7. This guy’s never gonna rhyme “restraining order”, he’ll be writing that song forever
8. Smooth comeback
9. This girl needs to buy an alarm system ASAP
10. That escalated quickly
11. First words to a stranger? Stick to “Hi”.
12. What’s up? What’s up? What’s up? Hey? Hey? What’s up? Hey? What’s up…
13. That went crazy real quick.
14. In my head it sounds like he’s making monkey noises
15. “CAN YOU HEAR ME?”
16. Bonus! To remedy all the creepiness, here’s a bit of payback.
