There’s no sophisticated way to convince you to read this list. It’s as simple as this: we have a load of pictures of random stuff cut perfectly in half and it’s freakin’ awesome. You’re gonna love it. There’s all sorts of cool cut-in-half stuff. And it’s educational. It’s uh, ya know, making you a better person and other things that are good. It might one day save your life because the knowledge you learn from examining things cut in half could help you in a tight spot. Well… probably not. We’re just stretching here, trying to make this sound like a sophisticated or valuable use of your time. It’s not. It is, however, a list full of random crap cut in half. Trust me, it’s awesome.