Earlier today in Philadelphia police arrested a man dressed as Santa after a routine traffic stop. Charles Smith Monday was found to have a crack pipe and empty bags of crack and heroine strewn throughout his car and the footwell of the passenger seat.
Smith was dressed in the unusual costume because he volunteers as a Santa for Toys for Tots. Considering that all the crack and heroine baggies were empty then we have to wonder whether that means he was high as a kite during his time as Santa, and whether other Santas are also high!
In fact we at DigZoo are starting to question whether any part of our childhood remains pure and untouched when we live in a world where a Santa was arrested for crack and heroin possession.