Another one? We only *just* wrote about a guy with a ring stuck around his wedding tackle and now another guy, in a totally different country, decides to put his penis in a spanner? Do these men not have the internet? Do they not have shame? Or common decency? And I repeat my question from the previous article – who is looking at spanners and rings and barbells with a twinkle of lust in their eye!?
Well, here we go again. A man was rushed to A&E at Royal Gwent Hospital in Newport, South Wales with his d*ck stuck in a spanner. Firefighters then had to use a special saw to remove the tool from the man’s penis. Thankfully he suffered no permanent injuries barring the fact he had to go to hospital and have dozens of professionals and experts spend hours working away at his genitals because he took it upon himself to have coitus with a bloody wrench.
Man manages to get a spanner stuck on his penis https://t.co/TniJsWVNXC— Metro (@MetroUK) 22 February 2018
You think the humiliation alone would kill most met. Imagine locking eyes with a man who spent ten years learning how to be a doctor so he could beat cancer and save lives, while he works furiously alongside another man who spent years training to be a fire fighter so he could rush into burning buildings and save newborns and yet, here they both are, staring at your junk with a hacksaw in one hand a tub of Utterly Butterly in the other.
Well at least the fire department got a chuckle out of it when they tweeted:
“If you're using tools, make sure you're handling as the manufacturer recommends.
“Crews from Maindee and Malpas had to release a steel ring spanner from a man who took tightening nuts to a new level earlier.”
Man’s Penis Stuck In A Wrench, Fire Crews Were Called To Cut The Tightly Fastened Tool Off His Manhood. Medical staff could not help the man so they called firefighters to remove the spanner on his genitals. #Odd https://t.co/2VKjwNHeNc— INQUISITR (@theinquisitr) 22 February 2018
Fair’s fair… that’s a pretty good joke. Now I wish I’d come up with it. But still, I don’t know how many more men are going to get their d*cks stuck in things but eventually someone’s going to have to learn, right? There has to be a limit to stupidity?
Need advice. Got my penis stuck in vacuum cleaner?— Liv (@peenman420) 4 March 2018