How bad can a haircut be? I mean, really how bad can it be, right? Right now the internet is losing its mind over Emma Roberts’ haircut which, by the way, is like watching a car crash in slow motion.
Emma Roberts is me when I lock myself in the bathroom at 3am and emotionally cut my hair pic.twitter.com/Sd5bKEyjWO— Joseph• (@Josephcainn_) 12 January 2018
But, it’s not anywhere near the worst a haircut can be. When you trust a hairdresser with your hair you feel like you’re putting an incredibly important part of yourself in the hands of another person. What if they just go mad and start snipping away? What if they take one of those buzzers and just BZZZZZZT it straight across your skull with it on the lowest setting?
I mean, at its absolute worst, a really bad haircut can almost feel like assault.
A man in Wisconsin has been arrested after one of his customers complained that the haircut he gave was intentionally sabotaged. The assault part actually comes from the way the hairdresser “nicked” the man’s ears with a pair of scissors but he was also ticketed for disorderly conduct and, let’s be honest, the ear nick isn’t the worst part of this story.
It’s the haircut.
It’s impossible to argue with the customer. The haircut is that bad. He looks like Porky Pig when he’s dressed up as a friar. Others have compared him to one of the three stooges. Either way, this poor bloke got absolutely wrecked by his hairdresser and honestly, we agree that the man should be ticketed. He abused his professional status and used it to lash out at someone. That’s harsh.