So, the picture below is not some staged joke. It’s an actual photo taken by the public after spotting, well… a 45 year-old-man got stuck in a bloody vent didn’t he? He tried robbing a takeaway and got stuck in there for hours and hours until people woke up, went about their day, and he was forced to call for help.
Police say that he climbed in at about 2am and was rescued at about 9.20am which gave him a good seven hours to think his life-choices over carefully. He was released by the fire brigade and he went home but was then arrested not long after because the police had a question or two about why he was trying to scale his way into the local kebab shop at 2am.
So now that the account is well-covered, let’s ask a few questions about this farcical situation.
First, how badly did this guy want a kebab?
Second, did he plan it? Or did he just go with a drunken urge at 2am?
Third, how the hell did a 45-year-old grown ass man think this was a good idea?
Fourth… seriously!? Forty-five God damn years old and he tries to Die Hard his way into a takeaway? It's absolutely insane to think that this is how an adult man would spend his time. A nineteen-year-old? Yeah sure, that makes sense. A teenager doing this sort of thing makes perfect sense. But not a man who should be knee-deep in responsibility.
Fifth, if he had been successful would he have stolen money, kebabs, or both? What exactly was the target?
Sixth, did he soil himself while waiting seven hours in a vent? Because seven hours is a long time, and he's also upside down, and I really really suspect that he secretly peed while upside down and just didn't mention it to anyone after being freed (why the hell would you?).
I suppose those are all of my questions. It's hard to stay annoyed at someone who’s mental age is the same Big Bird from Sesame Street. But I want to know, do you guys have any questions? How would you react to this situation as a passerby? Have you done anything this stupid? And how did you react while caught? Let us know in the comments below!