If you thought Kobe beef was cruel, just wait until you read about this.
A man has been arrested in northern India for 'unnatural sex' with three cows, which really begs the question about what natural sex with three cows looks like.
The cows were found some time between Sunday night and Monday morning by their owner Lalji Rabari with their legs tied together, with one of them lying dead on the floor. According to the Times of India, Rabari went to his local Varnama police station to explain that one of his workers, known only as Rathodiya, was the likely culprit after he was caught doing something similar with a calf over a year ago. Rathodiya was suspected of ‘having unnatural sex, committing mischief by killing and injuring cattle and outraging religious feeling’ and he admitted everything pretty quickly to the officers .
Rathodiya is well known in his town of Vadodara for mumbling to himself in public, his undiagnosed mental health problems and ya know, all his prior sexual contact with animals. Maybe it's a good idea to fire people after their first cow molesting...