Way before Trump became President, back in 2011, he agreed to take part in a Comedy Central Roast for charity. Clearly this is a nice thing to do and we don’t have anything bad to say about that… but luckily for us the celebrity roasters could think of plenty. Check out the top ten best roasts from the night below
"Donald is very happy with his lovely wife, insert name here."
“Tonight we honor a self-made millionaire. He started with nothing, worked hard, and made a fortune … That man is Fred Trump, Donald’s dad. That’s right, for all his self-starter bullshit, he’s basically Jaden Smith with a comb-over.”
"The Donald and I have a lot in common: We both live in New York, we both play golf, we both fantasize about his daughter."
"I wish that I had half of your money. But for that you need a 20-year-old's pussy and a divorce lawyer."
“Donald, I’m not even sure if you’re aware of this, but the only difference between you and Michael Douglas from the movie Wall Street is that no one’s going to be sad when you get cancer.”
“Donald says he wants to run for president and move on into the White House. Why not? It wouldn’t be the first time you pushed a black family out of their home.”
"You've ruined more models' lives than bulimia. You've disappointed more women than Sex and the City 2."
“Donald Trump, without a doubt, you're a New York landmark. Which means it will only be a matter of time before you bulldoze yourself and put up some gaudy, tacky monstrosity, and put your name on it.”
“Please welcome the second to worst tragedy ever to hit New York City Donald Trump”
"This guy has an ego. When Trump bangs a supermodel, he closes his eyes and imagines he's jerking off."