Cake is serious business. Just ask the baker who was taken to the supreme court for refusing to bake a cake for a gay couple. The case blew up and became a huge story all over the world as people got very, very, angry. Lots of people said he should make the cake, lots of people said he shouldn’t make the cake, some of us were just tired and cranky. Well, that’s politics for you. Still, if you were to ask most people, “A gay couple asked for a cake and…” they’d finish your sentence by screaming an opinion at you.
Loudly.
Now, they can laugh heartily and think of the gayest cake in the world. Chris Farias and Jared Lenover are planning on getting married and they needed a cake. So they decided to contact a baker and offer one simple instruction.
They want the gayest cake in the world.
Behold.
The gayest cake in the world.
It’s f*cking awesome isn’t it? Took me a while to realise that was meant to be a unicorn horn, but hey, I wouldn’t have judged either way. It’s an awesome cake. I wish I could ask for the straightest cake ever but it’d f*cking suck. C’mon, we all know it would. All cakes should feel a little insecure knowing this extra-af cake is swanning around the world like a rainbow coloured totem of fun.
Seriously though, congratulations to Chris and Jared. They’ve got a beautiful cake and hopefully they’ll have a beautiful wedding too. And it’s great to know that they didn’t have to go through a ridiculous court ordeal to get a cake.
Do you guys love this cake as much as us? Let us know in the comments below!
